Total Medals Earned: 92 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,515 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/175 points)
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Looks more like it...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (180/355 points)
complete story on easy difficulty
How can anything be good when you are a slave?
you are a bad boy Arthur
complete story on normal difficulty
exercise is good for your health
complete story on hard difficulty
get above 10000 points on arcade mode
complete game on easy difficulty no damage
complete game on normal difficulty no damage
complete game on hard difficulty no damage
Medals Earned: 5/12 (80/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
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Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (50/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)